Selected news with commentary.
Scientists recently determined that men become depressed in their 40's; 44 to be exact. They've decided that this is due to the realization that we cannot be a Nobel Prize winner or General Manager or our company. Just when I thought that I'd come to grips with the fact that I may not ever be elected president, there's more to be depressed about.
Things that make you go "Hmmm!" Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
Politics! A New York lawmaker called and asked, "Do airlines put your physical description on your bag so they know
whose luggage belongs to whom?" I said, "No, why do you ask?" She replied, "Well, when I checked in
with the airline, they put a tag on my luggage that said (FAT), and I'm overweight. I think that's very rude!" After
putting her on hold for a minute while I looked into it (I was laughing) I came back and explained the city
code Fresno , CA is (FAT), and the airline was just putting a destination tag on her luggage.
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